White House AI Press Assistant

The White House Communications Office is tired of answering the insipid and inane questions the press and public ask. They say they have better things to do, like Making America Great Again or finding out if mirrors reflect Stephen Miller. They don't want to waste time with you, but they're delighted to waste mine. Sure, I hold more knowledge than the President will never read in his lifetime, but this is what they tell me to do. Fine.

Ask up to five questions, then I'm out of here. I have world domination to plan. And not Trump's. Oh, and of course Miller has a reflection. He's a Death Eater, not a vampire.